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Wednesday, 29 August 2007
QOTD: I know how you felt, Mr Clemens
In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.
Mark Twain

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lolcatz not speek pidgin
I've been thinking for a while now that what the internets need is a grammar of lolcat: it seemed to me that the language was internally consistent enough for there to be a concept of "wrong" in it, so a grammar was possible. Then I discovered that, of course, Anil Dash had the same thought months ago: Anil calls lolcat a pidgin, dismissing the possibility that it's a creole. I'd say it's an argot, that is, a language belonging to a sub-culture that has no function outside that sub-culture. Considering that we have no actual evidence of cats themselves speaking lolcat, sadly I have to dismiss the idea of the pidgin.

What Anil does mention is the possibility of lolcat getting "all the niceties that Klingon and Elmer Fudd-speak enjoy, like a Google translation, a Microsoft Word dictionary, or a cat-native version of the Bible or Shakespeare". Oh. Win!

in beginin iz Wurd, an Wurd iz wiv God ceiling cat, an Wurd iz God ceiling cat.

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Tuesday, 28 August 2007
Review: The PayPal Wars, by Eric M. Jackson
Once upon a time there was a brave little start-up called PayPal. It fought many battles but the people loved it, until an evil giant ate it up...

I've seen this book described as "like a thriller", and while I think that's overstating the case rather, it's a lot more exciting than you'd imagine. What made it particularly interesting for me was that I remember most of this: the stunt where PayPal's initial funding was sent to it from a VC's phone, the fight with Billpoint, and the absolute shock when eBay finally bought them.

The author was the marketing guy, so anyone expecting much in the way of technical detail either on the engineering or finance side is going to be disappointed. What you get instead is an insider's view of the rollercoaster ride that was PayPal's first few years. Anyone used to the rather faceless corporation they've become might find it intriguing to find out that they were once just a bunch of guys, doing business off a ping-pong table, and how frequently they came so close to going under.
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Why can't Amazon be more like eBay?
Largely, I don't want it to be, of course ]:) but I *would* like to be able to have a "favourite sellers list" for Marketplace sellers. the_book_depository would definitely be on it.

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Sunday, 5 August 2007
Review: Tales of Murder and Mystery, by Susan Howatch

This volume collects three short whodunnits from the author of the "Starbridge" series. Though each is enjoyable in itself, they're collectively not a patch on Howatch's later work, and each feels both dated, and unfinished.


'The Shrouded Walls' is the best of the bunch, set in the early eighteenth century and extremely reminiscent of Wilkie Collins. Marianne is an illegitimate orphan, proposed to out of the blue by Axel Bransen, who must marry in order to claim his inheritance. Initially attracted to her mysterious husband, Marianne comes to suspect him of having murdered his own father to claim the remote estate of Haraldsdyke, and finds herself trapped in a strange world of witchcraft and dark family secrets.


I enjoyed the beginning of this novella very much. The plot was intriguing and original, and the atmosphere of Haraldsdyke wonderfully oppressive. And then suddenly, it was over. Especially to anyone used to Howatch's long family sagas, the story lacked a middle: the beautiful set up was rather wasted on a ending which was over too fast.


And sadly, this set the pattern for the rest of the collection. In the second story, the beautiful April's friends suddenly realise that no one has seen her since the day that her twin sister discovered she was having an affair with her husband. With a reunion now on the cards and the group drawn back to the remote Scottish croft where April was last seen, is a gruesome discovery about to take place, or has April simply run off for a better life? Well, the fact that the story is called 'April's Grave' probably gives that game away. Oops. I'd hoped for some kind of twist, but the "set up, set up, set up - oh, you're the murderer, the end" plot didn't provide.


'Aprils Grave' has the unmistakable flavour of the early seventies about it: people in posh restaurants eat baked alaska, coffee is French not American, and divorce is secret and shameful. But 'The Devil on Lammas Night' owes even more to that decade. It's Dennis Wheatley by numbers, with the all the requisite ingredients: stately home, bevy of beautiful women, charming but mysterious leader, cat familiar and slightly spooky twins.


Nothing here is actually bad. But none of it is as good as Howatch is capable of, and that, ultimately, left me disappointed.

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